[The version of the song that I had up is all gone now, but this new link is pretty good too]

This is the best version of the Eagles song that I’ve ever heard.  United States citizenship is the Hotel California:  “You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.”

[I found the unplugged version at Daily Motion]

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